Latest Trump Tweet: Obama Shot JFK

Funny story written by XRhonda Speaks

Saturday, 18 March 2017

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After Snoop Dogg refused to apologize for a video in which he shoots a clown faced President Trump with a marijuana gun, Trump then attacked Barrack Obama and accused the former president of shooting president John F Kennedy.

Trump sparked the latest outrage by tweeting that Obama should be investigated in the JFK conspiracy because, "he's African American after all."

The several tweets together read: "Breitbart had a story on it, if people read the real news they would know Obama shot JFK. Obama needs to be investigated on JFK's assassination, he's African-American after all, and maybe not even American, so we need to find out all we can--maybe Russia can find out that Obama's dad was involved."

Democratic lawmakers and the media have questioned the President's claim as Barrack Obama was born in 1961 and would have been a toddler when President Kennedy was assassinated.

Capitol Hill Republicans were reluctant to refute their capricious boss's latest claims, with Senator Lindsay Graham going so far as to vow to get to the bottom of the allegations.

"If we need to get former president Obama to testify to his whereabouts on the day that JFK was shot, we'll do what it takes to help President Trump with his delusions. To further that end, I've directed our new senate subcommittee to find out what if any involvement Barrack Obama had in the JFK assassination."

For his part Barrack Obama was on vacation from the insanity on Earth and was orbiting the Moon with his friends, billionaire Richard Branson and Snoop Dogg. The trio is on Branson's Virgin Galactic near-earth spaceship, the Chocolate Kush.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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