Written by b kenneth mcgee

Tuesday, 7 March 2017

A prominent Harvard Medical School psychiatrist has published a paper detailing the apparent reason President Donald Trump is having the 3:AM tweet rants that have become a regular part of the news each day.

Dr. T. J. McCorkle states in his study: "Extreme narcissism coupled with an inability to control his emotions plus IBS (irritable bowel syndrome) resulting in nightly attacks of diarrhea have combined to cause Trump to lose control of his actions.

"He literally believes that the waste from his body is a loss of his essence and therefore a loss to humankind. In cases of this nature most people would, either by choice or by the actions of a court, be    institutionalized for treatment.

"Because of the nature of Trump's position, I cannot elaborate further as to my recommendations. I am not a religious person but my suggestion is...pray."

 An anonymous White House source has told CNN that Trump was furious about the study saying that McCorkle was a fancy pants Hahhhvard, Jew elitist and asked Congress to investigate him. The same source also confirmed a rumor that Trump, had for a year, been preserving his human waste and secretly sending it to a Chinese firm for processing and turning it into a drug for "brain stimulation(BS).

 A spokesman for the government controlled company speaking supposedly off the record, said: "Now, Americans can purchase drug and all can have...One a day...Shit For Brains(SFB)"

In related news, Sean Spicer, Press Secretary, has confirmed that 
BS will now be available through, MakeAmericaGreatAgain.Gov.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: Donald Trump

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