Written by Newsbreaker

Tuesday, 27 December 2016

A press release today highlighted Trump's plan to add protection to female soldiers of the United States military. The plan consists of equipping each female soldier with a chastity belt to "prevent bad guys from doing bad things to 'em."

Trump's plan consists of the latest models of chastity belt being tested by the army following approval.

The most important criteria the Trump plan cited consisted of comfort, durability, protection, cost, and fashion sense.

The Trump team hopes to have the belts supplied to female soldiers by the end of 2017. Trump has also stated a hope that the belts will decrease the instances of sexual harassment between male & female personnel but has not said if the use of chastity belts will affect his stance on eliminating women from combat roles in the military.

Ivanka Trump has stated she would be proud for her label to accept the contract to produce the belts.

Trump has also suggested that chastity belts could be covered in the health plan he will enact after repealing the "terrible terrible terrible Obamacare."

Source: acrockofshit

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