Trump's Wall Might Only Be a Fence in Some Areas, And Only Rows of Shubbery in Others

Written by Al N.

Monday, 14 November 2016

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The Trump Petting Zoo will contain many exotic specimens.

New York, NY Trump transition sources added more to the information about Trump's wall on the U.S./Mexico border. Earlier, the news was broken that Trump had said the wall might only be a fence in some places. Today, sources further admitted that many parts of the "wall" will actually be shrubbery.

"It will, however, be very tasteful but menacing-looking shrubbery and actually quite striking" a Trump source said. "There will also be parts of the wall where there is fence, shrubbery, and then sand and a petting zoo."

"It was Mr. Trump's personal idea to add the petting zoos for the kids."

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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