That Old Girl's Still Got a Few More Rounds in Her, Area Dad Says

Funny story written by rvler9201

Wednesday, 15 June 2016

SOUIX FALLS, SD--Despite acknowledging that the trusted servant was "on her last legs," area dad Phil Boyd advised his son Trevor Tuesday that the old girl still had a few more uses left in her before her time comes.

"She's near the end, no doubt about that, but she's still got a couple of go-rounds in the tank, lemme tell you," Boyd asserted. "She'll hold this time, for sure. Probably even the time or two after that. Just don't push her too hard. You don't wanna use her up while she's still got something extra to give, that's all."

At press, the younger Boyd was seen hastily Googling "lawnmower replacement" on his phone.

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