Written by Lyndon

Sunday, 24 May 2015

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One of the few entities that wouldn't be offended by the term "cock sucker"

Harfold, Vt. - Harfold resident Samuel Cater, 86, pondered today the changes he's witnessed throughout the years, and he regrets seeing so much slip out of fashion.

"I remember," reminisced Cater setting his Playboy aside, "when you could call someone a 'cocksucker' and you didn't get labeled a homophobe. It was just a great insult. Somebody beats you at cards and you're like, "You fucking cocksucker!' and nobody would be like, 'What you got against the gays?'"

When it was pointed out to Cater that people also used to throw around the word 'faggot' a lot more than today, he replied, "That's pretty gay."

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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