Written by Dr. Billingsgate

Friday, 29 April 2016

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Gorilla Glue

BILLINGSGATE POST: In a question and answer session yesterday, Hillary was asked by a young lady from Gilroy, California how she was going to prevent Slick Willie from having an amorous rendezvous with another nubile intern like Monica Lewinsky once she and Bill move back into the White House, or will she continue to be an enabler?

"Enabler my Ass! Kaff! Kaff!...Wheeze! Gulp, Glug Glug!" replied the goiter compromised candidate.

"That is a very excellent question, you little tart-tongued trollop. By the way, did Donald Trump prompt you to ask that question?"

"Be as it may. I have tried everything. But I found early in my marriage, when I suspected Bill of sneaking off in the middle of the night for a quickie, that the only way I could trust him not to wander off was by Gorilla Gluing his testicles to the bed frame. Now that may seem harsh in today's progressive sexual atmosphere. But I will tell you, that sum bitch never tried sneaking out again while I was sleeping.

"HAW! HAW! HAW! Still makes me laugh remembering him yelling and cursing while he was hanging by his scrotum from the side of the bed."


NOTE: Gilroy, California is the garlic capital of the world.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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