Written by foodallyoucan

Friday, 15 April 2016

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In this day and age of the U.S. presidential election, you must take sides. Either Republican or Democrat.

The Republican is strongly pro- heterosexual marriage. The traditional boy meets girl, gets married, have kids happy story. But now, usually ends in divorce. But that's a different story.

They are pro-war. To put it more bluntly, they invade countries with lots of oil/petroleum. And they hate terrorists. Well, who doesn't.

They are pro-guns. Look at what is happening to Texas. People go around with holsters holding guns on their hips. The Wild Wild Wesr is upon us.

They are anti-immigration. They go, "Give the jobs to the citizens. The trash to the infidels."

The Democrats are different. They are in love with the LGBT. In fact, they encourage gay marriage. No wonder, Hollywood loves them and give them free movie tickets to their film premieres.

They are anti-war. In fact, they pull out troops out of some bothersome countries. Now, we hear the Moms say, "Hurray, my son is going home," with some tear jerking effects.

They are pro-immigration. They say, foreigners sweeten the pot that is America.

The Democrats love marijuana. Some states have legalized it for medicinal purposes.

So what do you say? Trump/Cruz or Clinton/Sanders?

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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