Written by Dr. Billingsgate

Friday, 4 March 2016

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Weasel of Year

BILLINGSGATE POST: Leaders of the Mormon Church in Salt Lake City unanimously voted to include one of their most faithful disciples into their pantheon of award winning weasels. To be considered for this celebrated award, a disciple must distinguish him(her)self by completely selling out to whatever interest pays them the most money or other consideration.

In this case, the Republican National Party made Mitt Romney an offer he couldn't refuse; absolution for losing the last presidential election to Muslim expatriate, Barack Hussein Obama. Seemingly a mortal lock to make Obama a one-term president, Romney inexplicably choked during one of the debates, handing the smirking Obama another four years to ruin the country.

Specifically, Mr. Romney was given the Weasel Award for begging Donald Trump to endorse him during the last election, then turning against him today by calling him a con-artist and worse during a nationally televised debacle endorsed by the establishment elite of the Republican Party.

Later that day, also on National television, Trump dismissed Romney as a failed candidate with a net worth below even one of his holdings.

Regarding Romney's plea for the endorsement, the Trumpster said that if he would have asked Romney to get down on his knees before him, he was sure that Romney would have obliged.

WARNING TO ALL: Don't get into a pissing contest with the Donald.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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