Switzerland - The US Secretary of Snakes has fallen off his bike after attempting to channel George W Bush's famous Gleneagles maneuver.
69-year old John F Kerry was in the Alps demonstrating the former US President's signature 'saddlesore' position immortalised by Dubya at the Scottish 2005 G8 summit, deemed at the time a sequel to Bush's famous 'Pretzel moment'.
This weekend's incident happened at Scionzier, France, 25 miles south-east of the French-Swiss border where the politician was entertaining some Tyrolean cows in the subtle arts of bare back riding.
Emergency choppers airlifted Kerry to the nearby Swiss Hopital des Idiots (Morons Hospital) where he underwent a routine brain scan to check for stuff.
Like fellow ex-Skull and Bones Society members Bush 1 and Bush 2, Kerry soon erupted in swastika-shaped hives as a routine anesthetic by the fracture clinic's Dr D'Eath triggered early stage rigor mortis.
This afternoon he's back at his French chateau home where wife Theresa Ketchup Kerry was making some wholesome healing poultices with which to soothe her husband's troubled sow. Eh, brow.
Click right here for a five minute vid of the Kerry incident before it goes viral on the White House web.