PYONGYANG, NORTH KOREA - North Korean leader Kim Jong Un executed a newborn infant for crying when the Supreme Leader visited a hospital, Un's Supreme Press Secretary, Yu Stin Ki Pu, this reporter has learned.
At a press conference this morning, Mr. Stin Ki Pu told reporters that the newborn, Tai Ni Pu Ni was killed by drowning the infant in 4873 liters of milk, while hundreds watched.
The infant's mother, Wai Yu Mun Ching attended the briefing was heard shouting "Kim Jong Il is really a lonely man". After which, the Supreme Leader pelted her with eggs and shouted "The yolk's on you!"
Meanwhile, 4873 other newborn infants went hungry...