Westchester, New York - Congenital Ambien deficiency is suspected after 17 year-old Michaela, daughter of Kerry Kennedy and New York Governor Andrew Cuomo, was found slumped on the floor of her mother's home.
"So far no bathtubs appear to be involved," an East Coast publicist commented before tweeting "Oops, sorry guys, wrong reality TV family tragi-drama!"
So far no misleading pics of Bobbi Kristina are in the frame.
Ms Kennedy Cuomo was taken by air ambulance to Westchester Seedy Sign-Eye Hospital where eager-beaver resus teams quickly pumped out her stomach.
A routine cavity search then revealed a possible impacted wisdom tooth and loose fitting crown that had abcessed their way into the teenager's bloodstream causing a build-up of toxins and other horrid stuff.
This evening Michaela was back in the bosom of her family home where mother Kerry is planning yet another Eco-trip to Ecuador to get her hands dirty in some of Rafael Correa's crude
A three foot ceramic bong and herbal smoking mixture are still missing from the teenager's room.