Washington - Dam, dam, dam, A massive cu*t has been outed in Washington straddling bipartisan lines about, uh, presidential assassination cover-up stuff.
"Uh, it's serious," a Wanapum Dam C**nty Pubic Utility official said, "but we're managing to stonewall about any cover-up."
Muff divers' data received this weekend had signified a major national security risk necessitating an immediate probe into government agencies and other downstream users.
Unfortunately Federal Energy Regulatory Commission secret agents had already decided they're stumped about how best to repair the said cracked pillar of society.
Not that she was ever worth it, you dumb, pathetic dorks.
Commenting on the latest developments someone close to Jackie Kennedy's sometime clairvoyant said, 'The Fault's in ourselves and not in out stars.'
