Written by Matt Birkenhauer

Monday, 9 March 2015

image for FOX News: March at Selma? There Was a March at Selma? Again?

SELMA, AL--On Saturday FOX News sent a number of their best-known anchors and talk show hosts--Brit Hume, Bill O'Reilly, Steve Doocy, Megyn Kelly, Bret Baier, and Laura Ingraham, among others--to cover the 50th anniversary of the historic March in Selma, Alabama, to commemorate what is today known as Bloody Sunday.

The FOX News talking heads were seen sipping martinis and snacking on appetizers at a posh restaurant in Selma, discussing welfare queens and creeping socialism under "Herr Obama," as Ingraham called the President.

At one point Steve Doocy, who needed his water refilled, motioned to MSNBC anchor Melissa Harris-Perry, who had just walked into the same restaurant, to ask, "Waitress, can you refill my water?"

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