Washington DC - A Banksy-style cartoon of Barack Obama performing metzitzah b'peh** on a terrorist baby has appeared on a Capitol Hill men's bathroom this Monday night.
Secret Service agents described the etching as a writing-on-the-wall omen designed to irk Benjamin 'The Jerk' Netanyahu during his three day stay.
The Israeli Prime Monster arrived in DC this morning ahead of a Congressional cakewalk strut amid a furious row about some Jewish rabbis' predilection for the 'oral suction' version of circumcision.
This deprives infants of their foreskins using nothing but skilful incisor-work and a rapid tearing motion - plus the exchange of herpes simplex viruses and other urino-genitary stuff.
It's not known what kind of foreskin-cutting ceremony Netanyahu personally underwent or whether any such circumcision will reflect in any way during his address to Congress on Tuesday.
The presence or absence of Barack Obama's own prepuce is pretty much a moot point.
** metzitzah b'peh not to be confused with metaxa b'pah, a Klingon term for 'drunken old perv'