Roswell, Georgia - A psychic medium has contacted the Hexoplasm.con website claiming to have 'proof' that Nick Gordon is Barack Obama's natural son.
Citing a two-hour session in the spooky ethers selfie-styled clairvoyant Ms Wilmott-Ghost says Bobbi Kristina Brown's adopted brother/maybe-lover is an Obama cuckoo, fledged in Whitney Houston's former love nest 'as a favor to Bill Cosby'.
Huh?
Channeling her spirit guide, one Jack Daniels, Ms W-G also names Whitney Houston's 'real' birth parents as Jane Fonda and Bill Cosby.
"That Al Sharpton probably had a hand in it too," the seer reveals in a gigabyte of psychic DNA livestream pointing the finger at decades of Houston Family calumny.
"Just don't get me started on Marian Robinson," Wilmott-Ghost adds, stifling a groan about Michelle Obama's own mother, "unless you want the full-frontal on Aunt Cissy's hemorrhoids."
Catch full coverage of the seance right here on the Spoof website.
