Jehovah's Witless Faithful Boycott Three-in-One Lubricants

Written by Vlad D.M. Paylaw

Saturday, 11 October 2014

Claiming that the doctrine of the trinity, or "three-in-one" was clearly a lie concocted by Satan to lead true believers away from God's holy word, the leadership of the Jehovah's Witless Church announced a boycott of all Three-in-One lubricating products.

"We will not be silent on this issue", proclaimed an editorial in the Watched Over newsletter. "It is, after all, the squeaky wheel that gets the grease!"

When contacted at Three-in-One's headquarters in Greece, New York --just outside of Rochester-- CEO Earl Slick indicated that he was taken aback by the protest.

" We basically settled on the name 'Three-in-One' after we figured out that all the really cool, catchy names were taken. It's a little lame, but we never expected it to create this much friction!"

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

Do you dream of being a comedy news writer? Click here to be a writer!

Spoof news topics

Mailing List

Get Spoof News in your email inbox!

Go to top
readers are online right now!
Globey, The Spoof's mascot

We use cookies to give you the best experience, this includes cookies from third party websites and advertisers.

Continue ? Find out more