Written by queen mudder

Sunday, 28 September 2014

image for A bit mutton-dressed-as-lamb as Mrs George Clooney dons designer frock
Pals said Amal could pull it off (if George doesn't get there first!)

Venice, Italy - It looked fab on a 16 year-old size zero model at Giambattista Valli's Spring 2014 Couture show where the $15,000 embellished lace creation was voted a winner.

This morning an exact replica worn by newlywed Mrs George Clooney, 36, had a whiff of desperation about it as she stepped out in the Venetian sunshine showcasing her very be-Vaselined legs.

Completing the outfit was a slivery pair of pointed winklepicker stilettos - absolute murder on those hallux abducto valgus deformities otherwise known as bunions caused by swollen bursal sac/osseous anomaly on the metatarsophalangeal joint. Yeah.

"Ooh, you shouldn't be so bitchy about the lovely Ms Anal Alapudding," a leading fashion writer commented, "considering the balls it took to pull off such an outfit."

George Clooney is 69.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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