Van Gogh On Viagra? Secret Ingredient Passed Around.

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Saturday, 19 April 2014

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Artist Vincent Van Gogh is well known post-impressionist whose works bring millions of dollars in any auction. But why did he change his paintings later in his life?

"He went from bright Sunflowers to Blue self-portraits", stated one art critic. He was immediately corrected by those with him, other critics there for a called meeting.

Of course, anything one critic says is immediately criticized by other critics, even if they had the same theory themselves.

But the best explanation thus far may have reached art critics thus far, about Van Gogh.

In a letter recently discovered, the writer says they will have the special recipe ready for his next painting session.

It has always been a rumor that the main ingredients in Viagra have been around many years but was made and sold to the public only 10-15 years ago in the shape of a pill.

Since the letter, which describes how they concocted the powder and how it should be taken, many critics are saying that the penis powder was the reason Van Gogh went into his 'Blue Period".

"It makes sense. The makers of Viagra will only say that it is 'very close' to what they put in the pills today. This would surely tell us why the blue period."

One other question drew 20 different answers but overdoses could cause people to cut off pieces of their body or go mad.

Now I wonder what Picasso got on later.

-Lester Hughs, for 'Artsy Fartsy'

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