Clinton always knew Monica Lewinsky was Vince Foster's daughter

Funny story written by queen mudder

Friday, 9 May 2014

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Some reckon Foster was her birth pa, some that Hillary's her real Mom

Washington DC - "First time the President put his sherbet dipper inside that smiley-face cup cake, he knew," an archivist at the Clinton Mammorial Library & Museum said today, "probably made for a big chunk of the whole damn thrill."

The comments come amid revelations that Vince Foster, a former Little Cock, Arkansas partner in Hillary Clinton's Rose Law Firm who RIP'd in a 1993 two-bullet 'suicide' at a Fort Marcy Park federal park in Virginia, has been outed as Monica Lewinsky's birth father.

Foster's grave at the Memory Gardens Cemetery in Hope, Arkansas may now be exhumed as former legal officers involved in the President's 1998 impeachment press for full DNA testing of both Lewinsky and Foster's corpse.

White House records show the Little Rock attorney was on the point of quitting his grace 'n' favor West Wing legal vetting job working for the FLOTUS just as her disastrous Travel Orifice fiasco blew.

The ensuing fallout saw Hillary's reputation trashed as a mover and shaker and Foster's professional credentials bombed.

Gennifer Flowers' podiatrist may now be called to testify about Chelsea Clinton afterbirth stuff.

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