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Pope Presides Over Human Sacrifice

Funny story: Pope Presides Over Human Sacrifice

Pope Francis closed off his visit to Mexico with the ultimate nod of approval to the blending of Catholic teachings with indigenous Mexican spiritual traditions. Donning a Santa Muerta costume, he climbed to the top of a Mayan pyramid to preside...

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Rupert Giles

Rupert Giles studied at Oxford University, but dropped out before earning a history degree to become a voyeur, or "watcher," as his father and grandmother Edna had been before him. Rather than taking his wayward son to task for wasting what could have been a superb education at one of the world's leading universities, Giles' father approved of his decision, affirming it as a fulfillment of his "de...

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Grave twist as Wiccans threaten November 15 hex on White House warmongers

Funny story: Grave twist as Wiccans threaten November 15 hex on White House warmongers

Washington DC - (Associated Mess): The Wiccans' tombstones fight is getting dirty at the US District Court in Madison and the US Appeals Court in Washington DC as a group of enraged pagans vowed today to hex the hell out of warmongering creationi...

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School Librarian Turns Into Witch

Funny story: School Librarian Turns Into Witch

CURDLED MILK-NC, In a scene reminiscent to mild mannered David Banner turning into the green, Incredible Hulk, a librarian in a local middle school today turned into a witch. Everyone who knows the librarian was shocked to hear about the incident.

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Spiritualist meeting

Funny story: Spiritualist meeting

I attended my first spiritualist meeting today at a local village hall. I was not sure what to expect, when in burst a tall man with a grey beard..he was carrying it, apparently he found it outside ! He welcomed us all and said "Tonight we will be discussing the occult and the supernatural, and im even going to spice things up a bit with some sex...tell me, has anyone here ever had sex with a...

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