Governments, Scientists Quick To Deny Nessie Appearance

Written by Bureau

Sunday, 20 April 2014

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Right after the release of the "Loch Ness" photos from a satellite the "Authorities" were quick to jump in with their own explanations and showed photographs that show that the creature or whatever in the water was a 1. faked photograph.

When that didn't work they tried to redo the shot and show that it was a shadow in the water and the photo from the satellite was shot over a time period which placed one object in another shot.

If anyone will go back and look at the first reactions to the platypus duck, the gorilla, the dead fish for millions of years in the following days they were first reported you'll see the same reactions.

The latest is that it is a speedboat of some kind and those are waves going out from it.

Well, the waves sure were cut off short and the much more clear shot from space looks mighty suspicious, even to some of the deniers which have their own pet theory.

Well, we would like to add our part and say that it was a big fish with over sized fins and long neck because of all of today pollution.

Living in the same polluted Earth, Who knows what you will see when you look in the mirror in the morning?

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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