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Funny story: Loch Ness Monster Mystery Solved

Loch Ness Monster Mystery Solved

The mystery over the existence of a mythical monster that inhabits the depths of Loch Ness in the Scottish Highlands, has finally been solved by locals who say that the sightings of 'Nessie' can easily be explained away by lies. Loch Ness has long...

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Funny story: Governments, Scientists Quick To Deny Nessie Appearance

Governments, Scientists Quick To Deny Nessie Appearance

Right after the release of the "Loch Ness" photos from a satellite the "Authorities" were quick to jump in with their own explanations and showed photographs that show that the creature or whatever in the water was a 1. faked photograph. When tha...

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Funny story: Scientists: Don't Believe Loch Ness Monster on Satellite Pic

Scientists: Don't Believe Loch Ness Monster on Satellite Pic

A new and very convincing photo from Apple Satellite of the Loch Ness Monster is drawing a lot of support around the world except from scientists who poo-poo the report. "They can poo-poo all over themselves if they like but people are not going t...

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Funny story: Glory Holes to be built into new Scottish homes Outrage

Glory Holes to be built into new Scottish homes Outrage

New Scottish houses may have built in "Glory Holes", under plans to improve the home like qualities of new build designs. A proposed new development of 3000 homes along the banks of Loch Ness will each have a glory hole, with larger properties having...

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Funny story: 'Stop Using Loch Ness As A Toilet' aliens told amid UFO 'blue ice' dump

'Stop Using Loch Ness As A Toilet' aliens told amid UFO 'blue ice' dump

Scotland - 'Mayday! Mayday! Extraterrestrial space shit attack!' The SOS message, picked up Saturday evening on marine emergency frequencies, saw Scotland's premier eerie loch trawled by rescue services after locals reported seeing a large blue b...

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Funny story: Corpse found in Diana Memorial Fountain

Corpse found in Diana Memorial Fountain

London - "We've been as busy as Beachy Head at Christmas," a Royal Parks Agency police diver commented this afternoon, "what with so many royal wedding invite disappointees looking for a landmark Central London site. "Of course, the Diana Fountain...

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Funny story: Huge explosion at Loch Ness!

Huge explosion at Loch Ness!

Scotland - (Big Bang Theories): The details remain unclear whether it's Scotland's secret underwater mini-Hadron Collider that's exploded or if it's the missing Russian Akula-class submarine, sent potty by Stuxnet! Commenting on the incident Stra...

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Funny story: Stuxnet claims another scalp as missing Russian sub spotted in Loch Ness

Stuxnet claims another scalp as missing Russian sub spotted in Loch Ness

Scotland - (Hunt for Red October Mess): Hundreds of years of Scottish mythology had attributed sightings of a scary Loch prowler to a fishy local monster. This weekend a Pentagon eye-in-the-sky satellite finally nailed down the location of a miss...

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