Chelsea Clinton must pass DNA test before Hillary gets 2016 White House nod

Funny story written by queen mudder

Tuesday, 5 November 2013

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Clinton/Blair cover-up of USA's IRA funding has been a roaring success so far

New York - "Not another red cent for Hillary's 2016 White House tilt," is how one group of megabux Democrat Party backers put it today insisting that former First Daughter Chelsea Clinton first passes a DNA test to prove her publicly claimed parentage.

Decades of smoke 'n' mirrors rumors have dogged Bill and Hill about their daughter's genome, instigated by whistleblowers alleging Chelsea owes her entire existence to a massive US-UK intelligence cover-up.

Concerns first reared their ugly heads in the 90s during the run up to former CIA/KGB double Agent Aldrich Ames' arrest and eventual prosecution when internal security audits noticed a pattern of file deletions 'connected to UK IRA stuff'.

The CIA's official line has always claimed the Agency 'had no idea' what data was destroyed by the intelligence turncoat who's currently serving several life sentences for betraying his country to the Reds.

Equally worrying has been their stand that there's no way of knowing what sensitive data may have been tampered with in Ames' career-long rampage into American secrets.

All that could change next week with the release of secret NATO dossiers into a gargantuan British intelligence cover-up that eventually served as the foundation of the 1998 Good Friday Agreement.

Brokered by ex-UK Prime Monster Tony Blair in association with Bill Clinton this Act of Parliament whitewashed over decades of American funding into IRA atrocities such as terrorist bombings, drive-by shootings, the disappearance of key prosecution witnesses and other despicable stuff.

"Sure makes Chelsea Clinton's DNA pedigree look interesting," one potential Hillary 2016 backer commented, "I'd hate to waste my hard-gotten $$$s on yet another tramp."

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