Thursday, 17 April 2014

image for Dothraki horde threatens to disrupt G-20 Summit

A powerful leader of the Dothraki, Kal Slander has warned that a large number of the warrior society are contemplating attacking this years G20 Summit.

"I reckon we could conjure up about a hundred warriors," he drawled in a suspicious Australian accent, "a hundred thousand warriors I mean."

"The Dothraki are very upset with the leaders of the world's most powerful nations. We were supposed to get our own nation but instead they dumped us all in the Mongolian desert. Despite what they believe, we are not descended from the Mongols."

The G20 summit will be held in the Queensland capital city of Brisbane located in Australia, later this year.

Khal Slander admits that uniting the nomadic horde would be difficult but he does not believe impossible. "You should see the conditions out there," he advises, pointing to nowhere in particular.

"I believe that the Dothraki will unite to confront the leaders of the G20 and if necessary, their military."

Police Commissioner John Snow of the Queensland Police Service did not seem particularly worried.

"They're an uncivilized mob similar in nature to football hooligans," commented the head of the police force. "If they do attend, they will be welcome to peaceful protest, something the Dothraki are not renowned for but rest assured if they do cause a ruckus we will respond with necessary force."

Asked whether he was worried that his forces could be outnumbered anywhere from 5-20 : 1, he paused before responding.

"No, not really. I mean there are a lot of them but they are on horse back and have primitive weapons. We have armored cars and assault rifles, worst case scenario, a few shop windows along King William Street will be broken."

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: G20 Summit, Brisbane

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