Written by Abel Rodriguez

Friday, 11 April 2014

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Chelsea had said that she was 98% sure she was going to replace David Letterman.

NEW YORK CITY - The host of the soon to be off the air talk show Chelsea Lately is reportedly devastated and depressed at the fact that she was passed up to take over for the retiring David Letterman.

Chelsea Handler told TV ClickerWorld that she had been promised the job and then all of a sudden she's reading in the supermarket tabloid Just Saying that the job has gone to that ant looking Stephen Colbert freak (her word).

Handler said that she should have listened to one of her lesbian friends who told her that no matter what Oprah, Michelle, or Cher say it is still a man's world and the woman is just the baby receptacle.

SIDENOTE: Chelsea told TV ClickerWorld that she may meet with Barbara Walters of The View and see about possibly replacing Whoopi Goldberg who has become the epitome of ho humness.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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