Fred Phelps is no more, but celebrations begin

Written by erikals1

Friday, 21 March 2014

Fred Phelps may have passed on, but his death has sparked celebrations in many cities around the world.

On Thursday night police calls for service reached an all time high, with many district communication centres receiving reports of loud parties and picketers reported in the area.

One party got out of hand and the riot squad had to be called out to contain the crowd. Insurance assessors later visited the property in Smithfield and estimated a total of $3500 for damage caused.

The Anti-Twelvie Squad was also called out, with several teams simultaneously raiding houses of twelvies known to police and seizing many placards, posters and signs relating to the church Fred Phelps was a member of.

Investigations into these twelvies are ongoing.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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