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Saturday, 15 March 2014

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Why are so many older Americans purchasing their penis pointer drugs in Mexico these days?

"I pay $2 for a 20mg Levitra down in Tijuana where it costs $36 here so why do you think?", states one couple just returning to the United States."

Despite United States Government warnings not to purchase pills elsewhere as they might not be safe, Henry Adcock told reporters that it was worth the risk to have a good old-fashioned frolic with Mrs. Adcock.

"Lots of newly married gays are down there too", stated another drug purchaser. "Viagra costs about 20% there as they do here. I mean, I'm 76, how much longer have I got. Might as well enjoy these latter years."

So I guess that answers our question. When you purchase stuff south of the border, you don't Peso much.

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