Written by Abel Rodriguez

Wednesday, 5 March 2014

image for The Dance "The Robot" Has Just Become The Number One Dance At 9 Out of 10 Senior Citizen Homes
"Bubba" Woolcaster says he's the best Robot dancer in the entire senior citizens home.

TOPEKA, Kansas - Word coming out of the Midwest is that the residents of old folks homes have just embraced a new favorite dance.

Cressida Guava, 49, a representative with AARP stated that up until recently The Hokey Pokey was the best liked dance at senior citizen homes but ever since the movie Gravity came out the new favorite dance is now The Robot.

Ms. Guava, who is recently divorced, said that The Robot is a perfect dance for elderly people due to the stiffness of the dance and that is why it has been chosen as the number one dance at 9 out of 10 senior citizen homes in the USA.

She noted that since many older folks have problems with stiff joints, The Robot is a natural.

One senior citizen who said his name was Otto "Bubba" Woolcaster, 87, said that thanks to The Robot he has met three, nice, elderly ladies.

Bubba winked and said that he has gotten to first base with two of the gals and to second base with the third one.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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