CUCAMONGA, California - The Santa Ana Winds KIA Auto Dealership in Cucamonga has just announced its March Madness Promotion.
Wallace Benchbark, 52, general manager of the dealership told the news media that for the next 30 days his dealership will be offering free to anyone who purchases a brand new 2014 model an AK-47 automatic weapon.
Benchbark refused to say where he got a hold of the AK-47's but he did stress that they are all in their original rifle cases and have never been fired.
The idea for the March Madness Promotion actually came from Mrs Wallace Benchbark, Stacy, 46, who said she thought about it while watching an old rerun of Gilligan's Island.
SIDENOTE: Wallace Benchbark stated that the first 12 customers who purchase a vehicle will also receive absolutely free a year's supply of AK-47 bullets.