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Funny story: White House to be Plated In Gold

White House to be Plated In Gold

The president signed an executive order today stating that: "The entire structure of the White House, including floors, walls, and ceilings, shall be 100% covered in a 1' thick coating of pure 24 carat gold. Furthermore all chairs, tables, furnit...

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Funny story: Armageddon IS ... "The Bank of Atlantis "

Armageddon IS ... "The Bank of Atlantis "

Olaf Soxoff, a German-Swiss skier has alerted the world to an incredible find. An experienced veteran of the piste, the sixty-three years old Olaf decided to try an unfamiliar route on the South side of Switzerland's highest mountain, the Matterhorn.

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Funny story: Dollar Counterfeiter Jailed for Life

Dollar Counterfeiter Jailed for Life

Gotfried Right was today jailed for life at a ground-breaking trial in the Superior Court of San Francisco. Gotfried, a professor of graphic design at the Academy of Art had set up a printing press in his garage and proceeded to print what the prosec...

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Funny story: Excavations begin at Warren Jeffs' seized FLDS Yearning For Zion ranch

Excavations begin at Warren Jeffs' seized FLDS Yearning For Zion ranch

Eldorado, Texas - Workmen from the Texas Department of Public Safety were seen deploying ground-penetrating radar equipment today in what looked like a recce mission to scan the ranch's 1,600 acres sequestered from convicted polygamist pervert Warren...

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Funny story: Obama Regime Claims Hoard of Gold

Obama Regime Claims Hoard of Gold

A California couple who found a six cans of buried gold coins, perhaps valued at $10 million (USD) may not be so lucky in the end. The US Department of 'We Own it All' (USDWOA) has connected this stash to a theft that took place wayyy back in 1900...

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Funny story: Leprechauns not taken seriously says O' Driscoll

Leprechauns not taken seriously says O' Driscoll

A group of 1000 leprechauns will boycott the Six Nations Ireland/England rugby match on Saturday. The leprechauns who have to be painted green to remain visible, are said to be sick and tired of "fairy taleist" abuse from crowds at home and away spor...

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Funny story: Feds Declare Gold and Silver Worthless - Set up Scrap Metal Collection Centers

Feds Declare Gold and Silver Worthless - Set up Scrap Metal Collection Centers

FORT KNOX, KENTUCKY - Federal Officials announced today their determination that gold and silver are worthless commodities which are taking up valuable space in homes and offices across the U.S. Fort Knox Director, Peabody Atkins, explained, "The...

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Funny story: U.S. Military Instructed to Go After the Wee People's Gold

U.S. Military Instructed to Go After the Wee People's Gold

Washington, D.C. - A top secret military operation authorized by the Pentagon has been leaked to the press today by a source calling himself "King Midas". King Midas reports that the U.S. military has been given orders to begin clandestine searc...

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Funny story: Tiger Woods Admits He Is Getting Fed Up With Blonde Girlfriend Lindsey Vonn

Tiger Woods Admits He Is Getting Fed Up With Blonde Girlfriend Lindsey Vonn

CHICAGO - Tiger Woods flew into the Windy City to attend a new golf products convention. He told sports reporters that he had come across a terrific golf club that is excellent for hitting the ball out of a sand trap. The 38-year-old Woods said...

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Funny story: NASA Reports That The Martian Land Rover Curiosity Has Discovered Gold

NASA Reports That The Martian Land Rover Curiosity Has Discovered Gold

HOUSTON - The people at the National Aeronautics and Space Administration are jumping for joy at the recent discovery made by the Martian land rover Curiosity. Trent Timmelfarb, the official spokesperson for NASA, has informed the news media that...

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Funny story: The Mars Land Rover Curiosity Discovers A Gold Field The Size of Massachusetts

The Mars Land Rover Curiosity Discovers A Gold Field The Size of Massachusetts

HOUSTON - NASA is reporting that its Mars land rover, Curiosity has just made an amazing discovery. It has sent back video that shows a field of gold that is completely covered with gold nuggets. NASA scientists say that the gold field is the s...

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Funny story: Gold Is Discovered In California's San Andreas Fault

Gold Is Discovered In California's San Andreas Fault

SAN LUIS OBISPO, California - A group of Boy Scouts recently camped on the infamous San Andreas Fault, which runs roughly 800 miles from the town of Monterey to Bakersfield. Scout Leader Roscoe Loxahatchee stated to American Spotlight Magazine tha...

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Funny story: Tiger Woods Shocked To Hear That His New Blonde Girlfriend Lindsey Vonn May Be Dumping Him Soon

Tiger Woods Shocked To Hear That His New Blonde Girlfriend Lindsey Vonn May Be Dumping Him Soon

INDIANAPOLIS - Tiger Woods had just finished playing 18 holes at the Indianapolis Invitational when he was asked about the Lindsey Vonn rumor. Woods still had the putter in his hand as he was taken aback by the question. Sports Territory Magazi...

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Funny story: Hacker suspended by PGA

Hacker suspended by PGA

"Slammin" Sammy Hacker, relatively unknown member of the PGA has been suspended for 90 days after he revealed on his Facebook page that he occasionally, in his suburban condo, when frying chicken, used lard. The suspension came on the heels of a...

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Funny story: Nazi gold sleuth wants to dredge Central Park's Jackie O Reservoir

Nazi gold sleuth wants to dredge Central Park's Jackie O Reservoir

New York - It started decades ago as a quirky hobby digging for links between the Nazis and two US presidential families - the Kennedys and the Bushes - who'd made a packet in World War II contraband deals. This week a dramatic turnaround sees ren...

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Funny story: Gold whored in Tipperary pub

Gold whored in Tipperary pub

Tipperary, Eire - Workmen dismantling burnt remains of the Rainbow's End pub in Carrick-on-Suir, South Tipperary have stumbled on a stash of gold coins stuffed down the back of a Leprechaun's sofa deep beneath the building's medieval foundations.

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Funny story: German gold reserves diverted to a Filipino household

German gold reserves diverted to a Filipino household

During the Cold War, because of the continuing threat of the Soviet Bloc to launch World War 3, West Germany decided to spread its 300 tons of gold reserves to different banks around the world to preserve the stability of the economy of what is now s...

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