Written by queen mudder

Monday, 24 February 2014

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Hagel? Don't bother me!

Washington DC - A retired Professor of Military Psychiatry is taking Chuck Hagel to court for what he says is a psychotic episode in the Pentagon downsizing scheme.

Professor Einstein Flintstone wants to detain the US Defense Secretary on psychiatric grounds for planning to remodel MCB Quantico into a Taliban-themed recreation park .

Last week a Disneyworld consortium posted a five billion dollar bid to take over the base in a cost-cutting Pentagon exercise gone completely bonkers.

"The man is a lunatic," Flintstone commented, "totally, utterly barking mad just like his old mucker ex-Secretary of Defence Ronald Dumbsfeld."

Revenues raised from the Quantico sale have already been earmarked for the purchase of 1,000 domestic drone plane fleet, Flintstone alleges, to be deployed on hunt and destroy missions against anyone tempted to vote Rand Paul 2016.

Michelle Obama's podiatrist is 69.

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