World's Tallest Bikini Swimsuit Model At 6'9" Engaged To A 3'3" Man

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Monday, 24 February 2014

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Sally shown during her high school freshman year when she stood 6-foot-6-inches tall.

OKLAHOMA CITY - At the age of 8, Sally Butterscratch stood 5-feet-7-inches tall. And by the time she entered high school she was a towering 6-foot-6-inch tall young lady.

Upon graduation the 6-foot-9-inch basketball standout left Oklahoma and moved to West Hollywood.

She soon got a job working as a bikini swimsuit model. She became very popular and the modeling world bestowed her with the nickname Long Tall Sally.

All during her high school years Sally had always dated basketball players because she felt a little odd in the hokey pokey department.

But that all changed one day when she met Endicott Muggles who would become her agent and eventually her fiancé.

Endicott only stood 3-foot-3-inches tall in his socks. But as Sally told her close friends, he was a lot of fun to be with.

Sally boasted that he knew over 9,000 jokes about all kinds of subjects including mother-in-law jokes, fat jokes, skinny jokes, old maid jokes, Arizona jokes, and Paris Hilton jokes.

Sally confided to her hair stylist FuFi Fondue that Cotty, as she calls him, is the best lover that she has ever had. Fondue could not believe it.

He remarked "But Sally...girlfriend Cotty is so little."

Sally grinned, winked, and said that it is all an illusion. She then told FuFi that her nickname for her fiancé is Tripod.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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