Young Woman Claims To Be Mitt Romney's Daughter

Written by Abel Rodriguez

Wednesday, 12 February 2014

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Mavis Drillwater has entered her mother's personal items from Mitt Romney onto her laptop computer.

BOSTON - A 22-year-old computer programmer living in Boston has come forth with an astonishing claim.

Mavis Drillwater has informed the news media that she is Mitt Romney's daughter. She said that she did not know it until recently when she found a big box in her mom's garage that contained countless love letters, photos, drawings, sweetheart cards, and a Book of Mormon.

Mavis asked her mother about the relics and she was told that she had worked as a receptionist for Mitt Romney back in 1991.

Sybil Drinkwater said that she recalled Romney asking her on several occasions to stay after work so that he could talk to her about things regarding politics.

Sybil said that she was smitten by her dashing boss who she said gave her four raises within a six week period.

She pointed out that Mitt also bought her a Palomino.

SIDENOTE: Mavis Drillwater said that her mom told her a lot of very interesting and intimate details about her relationship with Romney and she hopes to write and publish a book titled, The Other Side of The Flip Flopper - The Mitt Romney Story.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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