Written by Abel Rodriguez

Sunday, 2 February 2014

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Straight people pay more for the same exact cake than gays and lesbians do.

SAN FRANCISCO - National Focus Magazine has just made it known that there is a bakery in San Francisco that is causing quite a stir.

It appears that Skippy & Bippy's Sweet Bakery Shop has started charging straight customers more for their wedding cakes than for the same exact wedding cakes of gays or lesbians.

Durango Tucker with NFM asked Skippy Bunnyfelt why he has decided to charge two different prices for the same wedding cake.

Skippy said that he and his husband (Bippy Nuxheimer) just decided to show how much they appreciate the gay and lesbian business.

He said that truth be told it is really no big deal because only about 7 percent of their clientele are straight.

Skippy then added that 6 percent of those are rich and they can easily afford to pay the $27 difference in the wedding cakes as well as for any other pastry items in their shop.

SIDENOTE: One straight customer told Durango Tucker that he really does not mind paying extra since Skippy told him that they donate the difference to the homeless gays of San Francisco.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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