Written by Auntie Jean

Tuesday, 14 January 2014

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Doris Claypipe

Doris Claypipe and her husband Dennis from England are just back from vacation in New York City. There, they met a Mr. Gerald Stromberg who had a drink with them at a bar near Central Park.

Mr. Stromberg asked them to "say Hi" to his cousin, Martin Schwimmer who lived in Birmingham.

Having been back from holiday for a short time the pair are utterly exhausted from saying Hi to everyone they meet in the town.

Mrs. Claypipe said, "We enjoyed the holiday enormously but I wish we could find Martin so that we could give him a great big "Hi" from Gerald.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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