Michelle Obama Responds To The Rumors About Her Husband And Danish Prime Minister Helle Thorning-Schmidt

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Friday, 27 December 2013

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President Obama has said that Helle Thorning-Schmidt instigated the footsie incident. (Photo courtesy of V.P. Joe Biden).

WASHINGTON, D.C. - Michelle Obama was shopping at a local Walmart when she was approached by a reporter with National Focus Magazine.

Durango Tucker asked the first lady about the rumors that she is very upset at her husband's flirting with Helle Thorning-Schmidt, the prime minister of Denmark.

Mrs. Obama smiled and told Tucker that she will admit that at first she did not care for the fact that her husband and the Danish prime minister were playing footsie.

She said that she's since seen several videos of the incident and she can clearly see that Helle Thorning-Schmidt extended her foot out towards her husband's foot.

Mrs. Obama commented that her husband told her that she does not have to worry because unlike Tiger Woods and a lot of other high profile black men he has no interest whatsoever in white blonde women.

SIDENOTE: Mrs. Obama knows that if her hubby wanted to he could have a different white blonde every night of the week but he is infatuated with the gorgeous black woman that he is married to.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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