President Obama Asks Danish Prime Minister Helle Thorning-Schmidt To Please Stop Texting Him So Much

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Thursday, 26 December 2013

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President Obama on the phone with Danish Prime Minister Helle Thorning-Schmidt.

WASHINGTON, D.C. - President Obama and the prime minister of Denmark, Helle Thorning-Schmidt made headlines all over the world when they were photographed playing footsie at the Nelson Mandela Memorial Eulogy in Johannesburg, South Africa.

The attractive blonde prime minister could be seen pursing her lips in a flirtatious manner. Mrs. Obama who was sitting nearby was visibly upset and reports are that she let her husband know about it later that night.

The president reportedly responded by saying that his feet where right where they were supposed to be and that she had stretched out her feet in order to engage his feet in an act of footsie.

An unnamed White House source has said that Prime Minister Helle Thorning-Schmidt has been sending text messages to President Obama that can best be described as being semi-explicit in nature.

President Obama personally called up Helle Thorning-Schmidt and told her that he does not want her texting him so much. The unnamed source revealed that the president was receiving up to as many as 40 text messages a day from the Danish prime minister.

The president has stressed that if she continues to text him that he will have no choice but to impose some economic sanctions against Denmark.

SIDENOTE: Denmark's gorgeously sexy prime minister has been known to attend Danish cabinet meetings dressed in a skimpy halter top, Daisy Duke short shorts, and stiletto heels.

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