The 10 biggest private Space Support Technology Companies have been asked to draw up plans and prices to bring the moon closer. A spokesperson for NASA revealed today.
Calculations prove that if the moon was "right up close" it would become far more useful and generate Franchise dollars and rental leases. In short, enough cash to get the country into its strongest financial position ever.
Trash could be dumped there at one thousandth of the present cost, Solar energy could much more cheaply be transmitted to earth with lasers than at present and people would be able to live there in huge easily built domes.
Looking at it would be far more romantic than at present so the water supply on earth would have to be treated with a libido repressing drug. Feasibility Tests will begin tomorrow when fusion bombs will be detonated behind it. There is no need for alarm if you hear a series of explosions. If it breaks up what the hell.