SANTA FE, New Mexico - (Satire News) - New Mexico has just made history as it has become the first state to legally change one of it's area codes. The area code 666, which includes the New Mexican towns of Papoose Rattle and South Pussyville, will…
NEW ORLEANS – The iNews Agency recently interviewed Ariana Grande just before she took the stage at The Voodoo Arena in New Orleans. The 26-year-old singing firecracker told iA’s Kitty Segovia that she has never been more frustrated with the state...
GHOST TOWN, N.J. - "Mayor, Fat Cat Fringo wants to know if you've had the city water crew run the city water lines to his underground casino on the north side yet." I walked into the mayor's office and he was finagling around with one of those Rub...
Mayor Bill de Blasio and NYPD announced that consumption of alcohol, urinating in public or littering will henceforth be considered as minor offenses. People will no longer be shackled at their ankles or handcuffed to a fire hydrant. The only gro...
Newly elected mayor of Flint, Michigan, Karen Weaver, took the oath of office this morning. Ms. Weaver is the first African-American women elected Mayor of Flint. She won in a landslide, 82% to 18%, and clearly has a strong mandate. In a one hou...
WINDY CITY - Despite the benefits of name recognition, Big Buck$ in campaign funds, and the endorsement of Prezident Obummer, The Windy City's incumbent mayor Rahm Emanuel was unable to secure enough votes to prevent a runoff election with his ch...
SAN FRANCISCO - The city of San Francisco could be the first city in the nation to pass a law making it illegal to skateboard within the city limits. A group of angry citizens led by Orville Lemonlund, 91, have petitioned the mayor to do something...
LOS ANGELES - Sports Balls Illustrated Daily has just broken the story regarding Los Angeles Lakers superstar Kobe Bryant's political aspirations. Rufus Reno with SBID said that he talked with Kobe and he sounded upbeat considering that he is in v...
Denver Mayor Hancock says that, although he was against legalizing recreational marijuana at first, he says it is making his city and the whole state wealthy. "I had previously thought about all the problems but they don't seem to be any worse tha...
Evanstown, a town near Philadelphia that's famous for it's fungus will ring in the year, 2014 with a huge mushroom! No, it's not real but it weighs 3000 pounds and will be lowered by a crane and 978 local citizens. "I got a bad back and a hernia b...
There were lots of lines around some stores in Denver on the first day of legal pot sales and it's obvious that it's going to help this city's economy. Mayor: We need to set a good example here, citizens of Denver, Colorado! Let's show the rest of...
NEW YORK CITY - The Right Coast Revue is reporting that crack-smoking, alcohol drinking Toronto Mayor Rob Ford has just received a wonderfully heartwarming letter from Lower Zamgola. The RCR states that a spokesperson for the tiny African country...
NEW YORK CITY - American Spotlight Magazine is reporting that Tornoto Mayor Rob Ford says he cannot believe all of the BS that he is being put through simply because he told the truth. The rather plumpish mayor admitted to crack-smoking, binge dri...
It's not often that you hear of a Gang declaring bankruptcy but the once extremely vicious Toe Tag Gang of Detroit has filed today. "We used to control the funeral homes and Crematoriums all over the city", says ex-gang member Joe Mackerel. But t...
TORONTO, ON - The mayor of Toronto, ON has admitted recently to smoking crack, but is refusing to resign his position. "How can I afford to give this job up? Do you realize how expensive a CRACK habit is?" states the mayor. Locals are working...
PORT MATILDA, PA -(AP) - A small town mayor in Pennsylvania missed the August deadline for taking his name off the ballot for an upcoming mayoral election. No one is running in opposition to him. The 70 year old man who is the current mayor is runn...
BOSTON - The mayor of Boston Thomas "Mumbles" Menino has just taken what has got to be one of the cheapest shots in the history of cheap shots. Mayor Menino speaking to a group of nuns in the parking lot of a local Silly Sardine Seafood Diner was...
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