WASHINGTON, D.C. - The White House has just announced that Republican Senator Ted "The Yapper" Cruz has a total of 37 unpaid parking tickets going back to August of 2012.
White House Press Secretary Cal Colfax said that the matter was brought to his attention by someone in Senator Cruz' office.
The unnamed office employee also pointed out that the senator has failed to pay a well known Democratic senator the $185 bet he made betting on the Dallas Cowboys against the San Diego Chargers.
Senator Cruz was contacted by National Focus Magazine and he told them that he does not recall seeing 37 parking tickets nor betting on the Cowboys - Chargers game.
SIDENOTE: White House Press Secretary Colfax said that it's a damn shame that Teddy's memory doesn't work as well as his mouth does.
