Anthony's Weiner gets into pissing match

Written by Moose

Thursday, 5 September 2013

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Anthony's Weiner

NEW YORK, NY - New York City mayoral candidate appendage, Anthony's weiner, got into a pissing contest with another man's appendage in a Brooklyn bakery Wednesday afternoon.

The man, identified as Saul T. Dahwg, started the argument by telling Anthony Weiner "You're a real scumbag".

Dahwg also told Weiner his "little head" was actually littler than his "big head". At that time, Anthony's Weiner unzipped himself, jumped to the ground, stood fully-erect and proceeded to urinate on Mr. Dahwg.

Mr. Dahwg's weiner responded by unbuttoning Saul's 501's, and started urinating on a passerby. The passerby was later identified as Carlos Danger.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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