NEW YORK, NY - New York City mayoral candidate appendage, Anthony's weiner, got into a pissing contest with another man's appendage in a Brooklyn bakery Wednesday afternoon.
The man, identified as Saul T. Dahwg, started the argument by telling Anthony Weiner "You're a real scumbag".
Dahwg also told Weiner his "little head" was actually littler than his "big head". At that time, Anthony's Weiner unzipped himself, jumped to the ground, stood fully-erect and proceeded to urinate on Mr. Dahwg.
Mr. Dahwg's weiner responded by unbuttoning Saul's 501's, and started urinating on a passerby. The passerby was later identified as Carlos Danger.
