Written by TheRealMD

Sunday, 1 September 2013

If you haven't heard by now the final day of the Electric Zoo (also referred to as "Ezoo") music festival was cancelled and many of the ticket holders are furious on social media.

One of these ticket holders, Molly Rollins, gave us her take "I had a brand new thong, glitter bra, and tutu all picked out for today. Now it's all going to waste, I can't wear this in public." We also encountered a male without a shirt and (unused) tampon wrapped around his forehead who declined to comment but we overheard him muttering "Of course I even lift" outside of the Electric Zoo venue.

A social media consultant for Instagram and Vine, who wished to remain anonymous, weighed in as well "Our clients are highly disappointed with the cancellation of today's Electric Zoo music festival and the resulting decrease in traffic but we remain hopeful the unused outfits and pent up sexuality will lead to an even more productive Halloween"

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: New York




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