Written by Abel Rodriguez

Thursday, 22 August 2013

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The I Want Answers Now Water Boarding Game is only available in 23 states.

CHICAGO - The Hasbroken Toy Company has reported that its brand new board game named The I Want Answers Now Water Boarding Game is not doing very well.

Company spokesperson Zandreeka LaSheena Lovecake said that a total of 27 states including Illinois have already banned the board game.

Ms. Lovecake stated that she feels that the game may be a little bit too realistic in that it entails a lot of yelling, screaming, and hollering.

Gunther Fippapelli, 61, a representative of Maine, one of the states that banned it, remarked that The I Want Answers Now Water Boarding Game is the worst board game that he has ever seen.

He went as far as to say that it is even worse than the 1960s board game Everybody Duck It's A Russian Missile Coming In From Cuba.

SIDENOTE: The Hasbroken Toy Company is hoping that the sales in the remaining 23 states are good enough to at least have the board game break even.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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