Pope Francis gives a reach-around to gays

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Monday, 29 July 2013

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Crowd gathers at the Fudgepackers Union local 227 offices on the Hershey Highway in Rio de Janeiro, Brazil.

In a queer move, Pope Francis appears to have gone soft on the Catholic Church's rigid stance behind homosexuals and gay priests.

In the first press conference of his four month papacy, the 76-year-old Pope said it was not for him to judge if someone was a knob jockey, bumhole engineer or a mound masher. The press conference was held at the Fudgepackers Union local 227 offices on the Hershey Highway in Rio de Janeiro, Brazil.

He said there should be no discrimination against scissor sisters, or donut punchers, but also reaffirmed the Catholic Church's universal catechism, which says that while homosexual orientation is not sinful, homosexual acts are..

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