Leaked! Future King of England to be named---Bob!

Funny story written by b kenneth mcgee

Wednesday, 24 July 2013

A stunned and outraged UK reacted today as leaked reports from inside Buckingham Palace revealed that the new baby born of Prince William and Kate Middleton would be named---Bob!

An anonymous source within the palace states that Queen Elizabeth upon hearing the news fainted and was taken to her private quarters as aides were seen gnashing their teeth and renting their garments. A rather inebriated and red faced Prince Charles hurriedly left the palace grounds with a grinning Camilla.

The Guardian is reporting late today that Prime Minister David Cameron addressed the Parliament in somber tones despite the raucous laughter from many of its members. "A bloody Yank name," said one member. "Might as well of named him Bubba," said another. The Guardian states that reaction outside the Palace grounds was mixed but the crowd seemed mostly stunned into silence as the word spread. They quickly dispersed. A Royal Guard was seen retching and soiling himself.

An anonymous source within the New York Times is reporting the newspaper is preparing a banner headline for tomorrow mornings edition: KING BOB!

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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