Michael Jackson appears before Jury

Funny story written by armfeetandtoe

Sunday, 16 June 2013

Michael Jackson appeared in court yesterday along with his many friends and supporters.

The pop hero stood in the dock answering questions about his demise, at one point Judge Yvette Palazuelos had to warn soul legend, James Brown about his conduct.

Prosecutors had asked for Marylyn Monroe, Peter Pan and Gene Kelly to be removed from the court for fear of distracting the jury from their duties. The Judge denied the move and pointed out; "How often are you going to see this lot together"?

At one point during the proceedings a scuffle broke out between Ethel Merman and Bettie Davis, Merman claiming; "I am not a shouter just a strong singer".

Court bailiffs repeatedly asked Orson Wells to extinguish his cigar without success.

Psychic, Brenda Richie, told Judge Yvette Palazuelos that Jackson's closest friend, Elizabeth Taylor, was unable to give evidence because she was with Rudolph Valentino.

The day's proceedings were brought to a close with a sing-along led by Jackson.

Dr Murray was seen taking notes from Jim Morrison and Jimi Hendricks.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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