Written by Abel Rodriguez

Thursday, 6 June 2013

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Paris wants to go to court to legally change her last name, which she says she hates.

BEVERLY HILLS - Paris Jackson, the 15-year-old daughter of Michael Jackson, recently stated that she is sick and tired of having to live up to the Jackson name.

The girl who was born Paris Michael Katherine Jackson told Glamboyant Magazine's Voodoo Dupree that she has talked to her biological mother Debbie "Blondie" Rowe about dropping her two middle names and her last name and keeping her first name and adding a new last name.

Rowe reportedly told her daughter that it's certainly doable but asked why she wants to do it.

Paris said that she hates her last name and that she no longer wants to be known as the daughter of Michael Jackson and would rather be known as the daughter of Debbie Rowe instead.

Rowe started crying so much she used up half a box of Kleenex.

When Paris was asked by her mom what she would like to change her last name to, the 15-year-old old with the hypnotic eyes replied "France."

She giggled and said that she wants to be known as Paris France.

SIDENOTE: Debbie Rowe told her daughter that she wants to wait 30 days before she makes the change just in case Paris changes her mind and decides she wants to change her last name to something else.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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