A State-of-The-Art Drone Plane Mysteriously Crashes In The Middle of A Las Vegas Nudist Colony

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Monday, 3 June 2013

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The state-of-the-art drone that crashed in the Nevada desert.

LAS VEGAS - American Spotlight Magazine has reported that a U.S. unmanned drone plane has crashed in the Nevada desert.

ASM reporter Fitzwater Ribicoff stated that the plane which had ID markings of DP-1793 mysteriously crashed landed in the middle of a very famous Nevada nudist colony.

White House Spokesperson Cal Colfax informed the media that there were no injuries reported as all of the nudist colony members were in the auditorium watching coed wrestling matches.

Colfax stated that the drone crash is still being investigated and no further information will be available until the findings are complete.

Rumsfeld Muddlefish with the supermarket tabloid Just Saying asked Colfax if the government suspected any foul play in the crash.

"No comment." Colfax replied.

Muddlefish then asked if the plane was carrying any type of weaponry.

"No comment." Colfax again answered.

Muddlefish then began to ask another question but he was tapped on the back by a United States Secret Service agent.

"Okay Skippy, that's it, did you not understand Mr. Colfax when he said that no further information is available at this time?"

Muddlefish told the agent to take his hand off his shoulder. The agent identified as Addison Kingsbell, 37, took out a taser gun and instructed Mr. Muddlefish to leave the room immediately.

The reporter said that this was America and he could not talk to him like he was in Lower Zamgola, Upper Shambutu, or Singapore.

The secret service agent asked him one more time to leave.

Muddlefish yelled out that he was not leaving and that no one was going to make him...PZZZZZT-PZZZZZT!

SIDENOTE: Ribicoff Muddlefish was taken to a nearby clinic where doctors say his rear will be sore for about 72 hours but at least he did not lose the use of his butt.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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