Ficktor Grunsch claims he's tried more than 100 diets to lose weight without success, and decided to try hypnosis after reading about the success others have had with the procedure.
A month after being hypnotized, however, Grunsch said that not only has he not lost any weight, but he's developed an infatuation with owls. "Something went wrong, I think," said Grunsch. "I'm still fat but, man, I really love owls. I love their big eyes and the way they turn their heads in a complete circle drives me crazy." He also admits to having filled up his computer's hard drive with owl porn and trading photographs of naked owls with others.
Grunsch's hypnotist said she doesn't know what went wrong. "It happens sometimes. One client wanted to quit smoking, but after being hypnotized, every time he looked in a mirror, he'd drop his pants and shout, "Hey, who's that handsome son of a bitch?"
